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russianmetero:

i am typing with russian accent

how the hell did you force me to read that with a russian accent

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pleasuresofpan:

mandrag:

by Johnny Clasper


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Periods aren’t an excuse to get out of anything.
written by People who have never experienced blood pouring out of their genitals (via wiifitting)

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heyfunniest:

michael cera saves a young cactus from dehyration in the dry desert
cute-etsy:

Birth of Venus Shell Dish, $24

beefmilk2:

pansoph:

for chinese new year they get all these famous actors and comedians together and they do a lil show and one of the comedians was like “i was in a hotel in america once and there was a mouse in my room so i called reception except i forgot the english word for mouse so instead i said ‘you know tom and jerry? jerry is here’

jerry is here

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Swedish wedding crown from the 18th century

cutejewishgirl:

i can’t wait for my grandchildren to wish they lived in the era of beyoncé

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